Sunday, January 12, 2014

New Years Eve... by 9 p.m.


December 31, 2013
We celebrated New Years Eve with my good friend Nicole and her two girls. We were chatting yesterday at work about how neither of us had any plans for New Years Eve and decided we might as well have no where to go together.

So we planned an impromptu pizza party at her house. Jeff and I brought a salad and drinks, Nicole ordered the pizza and provided a few sweet treats. We were going to play a bunch of kid games we brought but when Pearl saw Gabby's Barbie collection, all games were out. Fern and Parker tormented each other because Cole was playing with all of "my toys!" It was funny... and a taste of his own medicine.

We ended the evening with a few minutes of the movie Land Before Time III or something like that. And then it was "Happy New Year!" and bed by 9 p.m.

A parent-perfect New Years.

Mustache scarf


December 30, 2013
Thanks Juanito Bandito for the new mustache scarf! I love it!

(And thanks to my hubby for buying it for me at the show!)

Hide the Lizard


December 29, 2013
I crawled into bed and felt a lizard under the sheets. Ahhh back to the old hiding spots again I thought to myself. I pulled the lizard out from under the fitted sheets and started to climb back in bed when I felt another one. Not totally unusual. But then they kept coming!!!!! Jeff burst out laughing and said he'd been waiting all day for me to find them. He'd gone to Zurcher's and bought a whole bunch of them... 18 and counting! 

And as a side note, new lizards are much more glittery than the old ones.

Grandma's Rice Krispie teddy bears


December 28, 2013
I drove all over town looking for heart-shaped Red Hots and Reese's peanut butter dots (teeny, tiny chocolate and peanut butter dots) but to no avail.

So the Rice Krispie teddy bears aren't quite like Grandma's. But they are buttery, soft delicious memories of her.

Weirdo


December 27, 2013
Oh yes, she went to the store like this.

What a weirdo.

Puppy love


December 26, 2013
This is proof that some days my children are pretty much left up to their own devices for survival. I'm pretty sure this is the same shirt Cole wore for part of the day yesterday and then slept in. He probably hasn't eaten breakfast. Definitely hasn't brushed his teeth since... well, I'm not sure since when. And the only love and affection he's received is from the dog. Who has also determined the poor kid is practically orphaned and in need of a good scrubbing.

Gross.

Hide the Lizard Christmas Style


December 25, 2013
It appears my lizard friends and Santa are closer than I thought.

Grandmas don't mind messes


December 24, 2013
I am very grateful Grandmas don't mind sugar cookie messes. Unlike moms.

Otherwise Santa Claus wouldn't have a reason to make a stop at our house tonight.

Sugar Cookie Mess


December 23, 2013
This is why we only make sugar cookies a few times a year.

Everyone, and I mean everyone, has way too much fun.

Olaf


December 22, 2013
"Would you like to build a snowman?"
 
I'm sure we aren't the only ones with an Olaf in there front yard.

Boots


December 21, 2013
I bet you can't guess whose boots are whose.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Guilty lunch


December 20, 2013
Shhhhhh.

Don't tell my obesity prevention friends down the hallway what I'm eating for lunch.

Commuter special


December 19, 2013
This doesn't look good for my morning commute.

Buddy has a buddy


December 18, 2013
It looks like Buddy the Elf has a, well, a buddy.

Dentist appointments


December 17, 2013
I think my kids must be the only human beings on the planet who actually look forward to their dentist appointments.

They definitely do not get that from me.

Hide the Lizard


December 16, 2013
Jeff likes routine. And he's always finding new ways to improve his routine. Like laying out his clothes the night before. Or more recently, getting his bowl of cereal out and ready for some milk in the morning.

It makes me laugh.

I just hope he does the same when he sees that he has a little breakfast companion.

Cool down


December 15, 2013
I guess Blu got hot on our walk.

It's just a virus


December 14, 2013
I thought a few days at home would help Pearl feel well enough to go to Logan for the USU Cheer Clinic. She looks forward to this every year.

And every year she gets sick.

Last year, when I went to wake her up to go, the room smelled funny. When I looked at her closer, I could see barf in her hair and on her pajamas. Sweet. But that little pipsqueak cried and begged us to take her. So we did. She made it through the clinic, had a nap, and then performed at the game. Granted she didn't feel too good but nothing was going to stop her.

This year was a little different. She woke up and said she was ok to go. Just before we left she said her stomach hurt again but she wanted to try and make it. About 45 minutes into the clinic I walked over to check on her and she said she wanted to go home. That's when I knew something was wrong. She's a pretty tough cookie. I took her to the nearest Instacare thinking that maybe she had a bladder infection. It may be TMI but I used to get bladder infections a lot when I was her age and her symptoms were just how I remembered them.

Luckily we were the only ones in the Instacare so we didn't have to wait long. They ruled out strep throat and a bladder infection. But the way she was wincing when the doctor poked her stomach made them worry she might have appendicitis. She had a lot of the same symptoms. So they said they needed to do a blood test.

That did NOT go down well with Pearl. She is terrified and I mean TERRIFIED of needles. It didn't help that I had told her she wouldn't need a shot either. When that poor phlebotomist came in and Pearl saw her box of supplies she FREAKED out! Screaming and crying! The nurse who was helping figured I was one of those moms who was going to be as upset as her child. Nope. I'm heartless. And a new favorite of that nurse. I practically laid on top of Pearl and told the phlebotomist to just "stick her." I'm not sure Pearl will ever forgive me but that nurse told me after, "I like you... you're kinda mean like me." With a wink.

A pink bandage and Popsicle later and Pearl had stopped crying. The blood tests showed she had a high white blood cell count so something was bugging her. With those results, the doctor told us to go up to the hospital and have an ultrasound to rule out her appendix. Not the diagnosis I wanted to hear. Jeff met us at the hospital and we checked in. And waited. And waited. And waited. For three hours. To say Jeff was less than pleased would be an understatement.

And the diagnosis after that wait (and bill)? Nada. Nothing. Healthy appendix.

Apparently Pearl is fairly healthy. The nasty viruses going around haven't taken full effect on her like most of the other kids the doctors have seen. It's just going to be a slow, long drawn out process to a full recovery.

Sickos


December 13, 2013
We've been home the past couple of days sick. Pearl keeps complaining that her stomach hurts and she has a headache. And Cole has been coughing.

So we laid around on my bed all afternoon watching cartoons.

Free Doughnuts


December 12, 2013
The 45 minute wait with a little boy who was coughing so hard that I thought he was going to throw up or pee his pants was NOT worth a dozen doughnuts. Even if they were free.